Beware!

You know, a lot of times the enemy wants to come in and steal our joy. Kind of like how bears always want to steal your bike. But as Christians, we need to be on our guard. Whenever the day starts out going really crummy, before getting mad, take a deep breath, pray, and remember that Satan wants you to have a bad day. Don't let him have it. Smile, and give the devil a swift kick to the rump, because the joy of the Lord is your strength. Also, don't use honey as an anti-theft device on your bicycle.